Two Months Without a Single Cigarette........

Today is the day I have been officially cigarette free for two months. I can say that these two months have been amongst the most difficult in my life, and many a time I almost succumbed to the temptation to smoke.

There is an old saying that "There is no worse bitch than a reformed whore". Usually the most righteous zealots are individuals who were at one time passionate about what they are currently fighting against. Yet somehow I find it odd that I have no sympathies towards the anti-smoking movement. In fact I feel malice towards them and I feel that they are douche bags for the most part. Maybe it has something to do with Hitler.......

While weaning myself from this infernal addiction, I gave myself lots of time to think about cigarettes. I have come to the conclusion that CIGARETTES SOLVE FAR MORE PROBLEMS THAN THEY CAUSE....... I want to follow up this heresy further in in subsequent posts, but to give a better idea of where my thinking is headed, here is a small list of problems that can be solved by throwing more cigarettes at them:

1> Child obesity
2> Underfunding of civil service pensions
3> Underfunding of state social security pension systems
4> Unsustainable entitlement programs for Aboriginal Canadians

The list goes on.......

Please come back for more........