Chicktoria Disease - continued, a Single Man's Survival Guide....

As a single man, the most important skill one can develop to surviving the gender imbalance hell called Chicktoria is to AGQ......... Appear Gay Quickly

Please note that the first word of the acronym is Appear rather than Act. Appear is defined as "to be obvious or easily perceived; be clear or made clear by evidence" . Whereas the definition for Act "to behave or conduct oneself in a particular fashion" is just so @#&$ gay. Single straight men can Appear Gay, the just cannot Act Gay, because acting gay means that you are gay and in need of therapy to come to terms with your inner you.

Chicktoria, a town that is for all intensive purposes devoid of decent straight eligible men. Due to this harsh environment women evolve over active GayDar, the ability to spot gay men that are either in stealth gay mode (not openly flaming), or are gay but just are not sure of themselves yet. It helps them cope with not being given the glance over by a passing man. "It is not a case that I am undesirable, its just a pity that a guy that hot, has to be gay...." Thereby preserving the unfortunate woman's self esteem.

To be able to AGQ effectively requires a knowledge of female psychology so you can TTGD Trip Their GayDar, before they have made up their mind in the first 15 seconds of setting eyes on you to eliminate you as a copulatory candidate. If you can AGQ, and TTGD faster than they can think that you are undesirable, you have earned yourself the right of peaceful passage.

Women are gatherers. Millions of years of evolution have made them that way. The life of a woman has always been about managing their decisions. They see thirty berries in a cluster, they decide which is the best berry and pick it first, then they decide upon the next one, then the next one and so on.

Men are hunters. Millions of years of evolution have made them this way. The life of a man is to catch anything you can. They see thirty women, they figure most of the women will eliminate the man as a desirable first pick berry... They behave like pigs and see what can they get, if anything at all.

So to be able to AGQ, one has to learn first of all how not to conduct oneself in public as a pig.......

To be continued,