Chicktoria Disease - .How to Avoid the Dreaded Stage IV's at all Cost

Part IV

How not to get your head torn off by a woman infected with the terminal statge of Chicktoria Disease is challenging in a town where women greatly outnumber men.

In a previous post we defined Stage 4: - They just plane hate men. Years of rejection and dating only losers have made them very bitter. The most perfect man imaginable from when they were at Stage 1 or Stage 2 of their disease asks them out....... THEY TEAR THE POOR GUYS HEAD OFF.....

Stage 4s come in several flavours. Here is a handy guide as to their subtypes.

The Vaginal Vigilante:

If you are married and a Stage 4, crosses your path in the supermarket like a black cat would outdoors, watch out. She thinks you are a pervert prowling around behind your spouse in the supermarket. The Vaginal Vigilante just might try to pick up a married man in the supermarket in the hopes of wrecking a marriage, and creaating another Stage 4 sufferer, as misery loves company.

The Bait Caster

You notice a woman who has a beautiful smile and gorgeous eyes. She tells you she is single. You buy her a bouquet of innocent colour roses. She shatters your self-esteem, calls you some very hurtfull things, and leaves you really puzzled because you couldn't immagine someone reaching adulthood being so incaplble of reading the innocent friendly intentions of another human being. You have come across the Bait Caster. Their secret mission, to bash every available straight man queer

The Bruised Psycho

The ones who have abandoned for a younger woman, or heaven forbid a man. They see themselves as perpetual victims and their only intrest in any man is to draw him close and suck the life force out of him.

The Lesbo Man Hater

These are generally very benign. The more malevolent of this variety tend to move to East Vancougar. They are harmless as they have no means other than a direct unprovoked assault to tear a poor mans head off.

As a single man, I had the misfortune of running across a Bait Caster Stage 4 once. That was enough to scare me away from even thinking of approaching any woman for seven months and counting. I have been on several dates, but to protect my fragile self-esteem I have only went on dates where the woman has asked me.

If Chicktoria is supposed to be what a single man's heaven is, I would sure hate to see Hell. Fort McMurray anyone?????