Chicktoria Disease - Solutions

Chicktoria Disease - Part VI Pond Poaching

To avoid the dreaded curse of spinsterhood, many women from Victoria have resorted to tried and true methods of securing a mate, mail order husbands. They cast their lures into another pond, and see what they can reel in. Surprisingly, the fishing is very good. The preferred pond to cast for a mate is the United Kingdom. Finding a mate there means no language barriers, no cultural barriers and an opportunity to find someone who is more polite than an American.

There are several types of UK men that make prime catches, and the techniques of fishing for them differ. Based upon the lure or bait that is used, a different kind of man is caught.

1> Prime Young Silver-back (early 40's)

These are fit educated men who have achieved their initial life's objectives, and are ready for the next adventure. Being in their early 40s they remember the UK that once was, and they long for it. To catch one of these, you use the internet. The woman simply signs up for a internet based matchmaking service, and cybercasts about the UK. The UK silver-backs sense that there is a Canadian lure nearby and they swarm about the lure like squid attracted to a fishing lamp.

The Canadian woman is now in control, she has a menu of available men that could not be dreamed of in Victoria, and she goes about interviewing prospective mates. While the UK silver-backs dream of a place where one can go downtown and hear the Queen's English spoken.... End result, a Victoria woman can take her pick of men that look like Daniel Craig, and are employable and have a work ethic.

2> Ethnic Arranged Mate 30s

These are usually Victorians whose family roots are in the Indian subcontinent. The Indo-Canadian woman refuses to marry a Surrey Prince. Time to bring over a Physician or Pharmacist from the UK. Call the matchmaker, arrange a match and everyone lives happily ever after. Plus there is lots of dancing.

3> Educated Young Bucks 20s

To catch these the Victoria woman generally has to go to where these men can be found. However there are instances of successfully landed men of this category caught over the internet. The woman has to get off the rock and either travel to the UK, or to places that young men from the UK travel to. Then all they have to do is subtly broadcast that they are Canadian.

Again a similar scenario plays out with these as with the early 40s silver-backs. These young men have heard of British Columbia, and they have heard stories from their parents about what it was like to hear the Queen's English spoken downtown. They fly towards the Canadian woman in the hopes of being picked....

Being a woman in Victoria does not mean one is condemned to a life of loneliness. Necessity is the mother of invention and the fruits of success go to those women who display initiative.