Today is the day I have been officially cigarette free for two months. I can say that these two months have been amongst the most difficult in my life, and many a time I almost succumbed to the temptation to smoke.
There is an old saying that "There is no worse bitch than a reformed whore". Usually the most righteous zealots are individuals who were at one time passionate about what they are currently fighting against. Yet somehow I find it odd that I have no sympathies towards the anti-smoking movement. In fact I feel malice towards them and I feel that they are douche bags for the most part. Maybe it has something to do with Hitler.......
While weaning myself from this infernal addiction, I gave myself lots of time to think about cigarettes. I have come to the conclusion that CIGARETTES SOLVE FAR MORE PROBLEMS THAN THEY CAUSE....... I want to follow up this heresy further in in subsequent posts, but to give a better idea of where my thinking is headed, here is a small list of problems that can be solved by throwing more cigarettes at them:
1> Child obesity
2> Underfunding of civil service pensions
3> Underfunding of state social security pension systems
4> Unsustainable entitlement programs for Aboriginal Canadians
The list goes on.......
Please come back for more........
Sunday, August 16, 2009
Friday, August 7, 2009
Hitler, his spirit is alive and well and living in So Cal
Here I am on day 52 without a cigarette. Do I miss them? Yes, in a perverse way they comforted me. Do I think about them? Yes, they were a friend that was always there for me and never let me down. Do I feel any goodwill towards the anti-smoking movement? Absolutely none. The anti-smoking movement are Hitler's disciples. I like puppies. I like flowers. I like butterflies. I HATE HITLER.....
Today we bring back Hitler, and discuss his greatest triumph, the anti-smoking movement.
Hitler - Good morning, it is a wonderful day today. I hope everybody enjoyed their vegetarian breakfast, and showed some affection towards their pet prior to sitting at the computer. I hear that you have given up that filthy smoking habit, congratulations Shreddy.
Shreddy - Thank you Hitler. It has been very hard, and at times i thought I was loosing my mind, but it seems to be that my Nicotine Mistress has loosened her grip on me.....
Hitler - I have to keep reminding people that it was my phrase "I MIND IF YOU SMOKE" that started the anti-smoking movement.....
Shreddy - That you did my Fuhrer. It was ingenious how you staged your fake suicide with Eva & escaped.
Hitler - My idea was brilliant. We staged a fake suicide. Eva became a Drag King. I became a Drag Queen. We moved to California, and got active in a Reform Judaism Synagogue. Who would have ever thought that we could hang out in California and hide in plain view.....
Shreddy - You diabolical bastard.... Hiding in California all this time.....
Hitler - Can you think of a better place to hide out? Lots of vegetarian restaurants open late. Venice Beach if we ever want to dress wildly and go out flaming. But best of all, I have Hollywood's ear.....
Shreddy - So I am starting to think that joining the Synagogue has nothing to do with you becoming in touch with your patriarchal bloodline, when faced with old age and impending mortality..
Hitler - You get a gold star for guessing correctly. Do not forget that I am only 120 years old. Thanks to a healthy smoke free Vegetarian lifestyle I have probably got a good 40 years left. With that much time, there is no better place for me to hide openly than in the midst of a band of opinionated loud mouths who think they are Jewish....
Shreddy - You have a point. A Father who is a Hollywood Mogul born under the Covenant of Abraham plus a gentile mother who was a former show girl that did not go through a proper conversion prior to the birth of the child equals a baby gentile even after the Bris.
Hitler - See, I don't have to smell chicken fat in peoples breath.... Instead I smell fermenting legumes. As you well know, chicken fat has the same effect on me as kryptonite on Superman.
Shreddy - So how have you been faring these last 64 years?
Hitler - Better than ever..... By being in the center of things, I am able to influence far more people than I ever could at a Nuremberg rally.... I am involved in the; "100 Mile Diet - Local Food Movement"; the Anti-Smoking movement; People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals; The Anti Global Warming Movement; The Abortion Rights Movement; & the Gay Rights Movement..... I have been keeping very busy.....
Shreddy - So how do you feel that the success of the anti smoking movement is a triumph?
Hitler - It's a triumph because I have proven again that if you tell a big lie with enough conviction often enough, the masses will come to believe it. If the masses can come to believe a big lie, then you create conditions where it is still possible to use the levers of Democracy to seize absolute power........
Shreddy - So what is the big lie?
Hitler - That "Smoking places a burden on society".
Shreddy - In absolute terms, you are correct......
Hitler - But if we look at how a modern social democratic society is set up, smoking benefits it by killing people before they reach pension age. If people don't smoke, people live longer. We can't continue to give pensions to people in their 60s, it's unsustainable. Eventually a tipping point of too many people on the dole is reached and the system collapses on itself like the Western Roman Empire. Then from the rubble will rise a Phoenix that will promise the World.....
Shreddy - So it is you who behind all the political correctness....
Today we bring back Hitler, and discuss his greatest triumph, the anti-smoking movement.
Hitler - Good morning, it is a wonderful day today. I hope everybody enjoyed their vegetarian breakfast, and showed some affection towards their pet prior to sitting at the computer. I hear that you have given up that filthy smoking habit, congratulations Shreddy.
Shreddy - Thank you Hitler. It has been very hard, and at times i thought I was loosing my mind, but it seems to be that my Nicotine Mistress has loosened her grip on me.....
Hitler - I have to keep reminding people that it was my phrase "I MIND IF YOU SMOKE" that started the anti-smoking movement.....
Shreddy - That you did my Fuhrer. It was ingenious how you staged your fake suicide with Eva & escaped.
Hitler - My idea was brilliant. We staged a fake suicide. Eva became a Drag King. I became a Drag Queen. We moved to California, and got active in a Reform Judaism Synagogue. Who would have ever thought that we could hang out in California and hide in plain view.....
Shreddy - You diabolical bastard.... Hiding in California all this time.....
Hitler - Can you think of a better place to hide out? Lots of vegetarian restaurants open late. Venice Beach if we ever want to dress wildly and go out flaming. But best of all, I have Hollywood's ear.....
Shreddy - So I am starting to think that joining the Synagogue has nothing to do with you becoming in touch with your patriarchal bloodline, when faced with old age and impending mortality..
Hitler - You get a gold star for guessing correctly. Do not forget that I am only 120 years old. Thanks to a healthy smoke free Vegetarian lifestyle I have probably got a good 40 years left. With that much time, there is no better place for me to hide openly than in the midst of a band of opinionated loud mouths who think they are Jewish....
Shreddy - You have a point. A Father who is a Hollywood Mogul born under the Covenant of Abraham plus a gentile mother who was a former show girl that did not go through a proper conversion prior to the birth of the child equals a baby gentile even after the Bris.
Hitler - See, I don't have to smell chicken fat in peoples breath.... Instead I smell fermenting legumes. As you well know, chicken fat has the same effect on me as kryptonite on Superman.
Shreddy - So how have you been faring these last 64 years?
Hitler - Better than ever..... By being in the center of things, I am able to influence far more people than I ever could at a Nuremberg rally.... I am involved in the; "100 Mile Diet - Local Food Movement"; the Anti-Smoking movement; People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals; The Anti Global Warming Movement; The Abortion Rights Movement; & the Gay Rights Movement..... I have been keeping very busy.....
Shreddy - So how do you feel that the success of the anti smoking movement is a triumph?
Hitler - It's a triumph because I have proven again that if you tell a big lie with enough conviction often enough, the masses will come to believe it. If the masses can come to believe a big lie, then you create conditions where it is still possible to use the levers of Democracy to seize absolute power........
Shreddy - So what is the big lie?
Hitler - That "Smoking places a burden on society".
Shreddy - In absolute terms, you are correct......
Hitler - But if we look at how a modern social democratic society is set up, smoking benefits it by killing people before they reach pension age. If people don't smoke, people live longer. We can't continue to give pensions to people in their 60s, it's unsustainable. Eventually a tipping point of too many people on the dole is reached and the system collapses on itself like the Western Roman Empire. Then from the rubble will rise a Phoenix that will promise the World.....
Shreddy - So it is you who behind all the political correctness....
Monday, August 3, 2009
Wall Street - Heads they win, and Tails the people lose.
Here is a link to an interesting New York Times piece by the current Nobel Prize holder in Economics.
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/08/03/opinion/03krugman.html?em
Basically the banks that were bailed out at Trillions of dollars taxpayer expense, have found a sure fire way to return to record profitability. INSIDER TRADING, except that is ILLEGAL, so they changed the name to High Speed Trading.
A new bubble has started to inflate, and the pop will have a far more devastating effects on the lives of the people of the world than the September 2008 meltdown.
Lenin said it best. "You cannot have a revolution without terror"
To think some people thought my posts from eight months ago were on the extreme side for how to ensure compliance, and punish the people who caused the mess. I suggested a terror campaign against the Partners of the Big Wall Street firms. After seeing Goldman's record profits, I realized that I was wrong. We needed a terror campaign combined with DECIMATION of the partnerships ROMAN style.
From the burning of Carthage to the fall of Constantinople, the Romans built an empire that lasted 1,700 years. Success such as theirs proves they had something right.
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/08/03/opinion/03krugman.html?em
Basically the banks that were bailed out at Trillions of dollars taxpayer expense, have found a sure fire way to return to record profitability. INSIDER TRADING, except that is ILLEGAL, so they changed the name to High Speed Trading.
A new bubble has started to inflate, and the pop will have a far more devastating effects on the lives of the people of the world than the September 2008 meltdown.
Lenin said it best. "You cannot have a revolution without terror"
To think some people thought my posts from eight months ago were on the extreme side for how to ensure compliance, and punish the people who caused the mess. I suggested a terror campaign against the Partners of the Big Wall Street firms. After seeing Goldman's record profits, I realized that I was wrong. We needed a terror campaign combined with DECIMATION of the partnerships ROMAN style.
From the burning of Carthage to the fall of Constantinople, the Romans built an empire that lasted 1,700 years. Success such as theirs proves they had something right.
Saturday, August 1, 2009
The 100 Mile Diet, more on the logical conclusion
On a deep visceral level I am terrified of "The 100 Mile Diet"......
This last week we experienced a record breaking heat wave in Victoria BC. The shade temperature hit over 100 Fahrenheit, and if you were indoors in a space with a south facing window such as my office, the temperature was closer to 120 Fahrenheit.
Most people around me were on the verge of collapse from heat exhaustion while I on the other hand thrived. It made me think of what the actual result of Al Gore's and David Suzuki's fantasy of this carbon neutral, non industrial world would be. Their flight of fancy would be clean air babbling brooks, hopping bunny rabbits and rainbows. The reality would be a cross between the movie "The Killing Fields" and the song by the Dead Kennedy's "Holiday in Cambodia". Cities depopulated into sustainable agricultural communes. People performing physical backbreaking labour to bring in a carbon neutral organic harvest.
To help better illustrate the dichotomy between what a bourgeoisie version of an ideal "The 100 Mile Diet", versus mother natures reality is, here are the lyrics to the Dead Kennedys song and a picture of the cover from the single.
So you been to school
For a year or two
And you know you've seen it all
In daddy's car
Thinkin' you'll go far
Back east your type don't crawl
Play ethnicky jazz
To parade your snazz
On your five grand stereo
Braggin' that you know
How the niggers feel cold
And the slums got so much soul
It's time to taste what you most fear
Right Guard will not help you here
Brace yourself, my dear:
It's a holiday in Cambodia
It's tough, kid, but it's life
It's a holiday in Cambodia
Don't forget to pack a wife
You're a star-belly sneech
You suck like a leach
You want everyone to act like you
Kiss ass while you bitch
So you can get rich
But your boss gets richer off you
Well you'll work harder
With a gun in your back
For a bowl of rice a day
Slave for soldiers
Till you starve
Then your head is skewered on a stake
Now you can go where people are one
Now you can go where they get things done
What you need, my son:.
Is a holiday in Cambodia
Where people dress in black
A holiday in Cambodia
Where you'll kiss ass or crack
Pol Pot, Pol Pot, Pol Pot, Pol Pot, [etc]
And it's a holiday in Cambodia
Where you'll do what you're told
A holiday in Cambodia
Where the slums got so much soul
So what terrifies me about "The 100 mile diet"? The fact that it would become a massive Darwinist event for humanity. The strong would survive, the whining pussies would get dealt with by the collectivized local population. Carbon neutral organic agriculture is backbreaking physical labour in the hot sun where you push your human endurance to the limit. Depending on the fertility of the landmass that your collective winds up on, at best it would be like a dysfunctional Ashram that borders on a slave labour camp. At worst, "The Lord of the Flies" meets "The Killing Fields". Ultimately everything would be decided by the fact that there is NOT ENOUGH FOOD FOR EVERYONE.........
This last week we experienced a record breaking heat wave in Victoria BC. The shade temperature hit over 100 Fahrenheit, and if you were indoors in a space with a south facing window such as my office, the temperature was closer to 120 Fahrenheit.
Most people around me were on the verge of collapse from heat exhaustion while I on the other hand thrived. It made me think of what the actual result of Al Gore's and David Suzuki's fantasy of this carbon neutral, non industrial world would be. Their flight of fancy would be clean air babbling brooks, hopping bunny rabbits and rainbows. The reality would be a cross between the movie "The Killing Fields" and the song by the Dead Kennedy's "Holiday in Cambodia". Cities depopulated into sustainable agricultural communes. People performing physical backbreaking labour to bring in a carbon neutral organic harvest.
To help better illustrate the dichotomy between what a bourgeoisie version of an ideal "The 100 Mile Diet", versus mother natures reality is, here are the lyrics to the Dead Kennedys song and a picture of the cover from the single.
So you been to school
For a year or two
And you know you've seen it all
In daddy's car
Thinkin' you'll go far
Back east your type don't crawl
Play ethnicky jazz
To parade your snazz
On your five grand stereo
Braggin' that you know
How the niggers feel cold
And the slums got so much soul
It's time to taste what you most fear
Right Guard will not help you here
Brace yourself, my dear:
It's a holiday in Cambodia
It's tough, kid, but it's life
It's a holiday in Cambodia
Don't forget to pack a wife
You're a star-belly sneech
You suck like a leach
You want everyone to act like you
Kiss ass while you bitch
So you can get rich
But your boss gets richer off you
Well you'll work harder
With a gun in your back
For a bowl of rice a day
Slave for soldiers
Till you starve
Then your head is skewered on a stake
Now you can go where people are one
Now you can go where they get things done
What you need, my son:.
Is a holiday in Cambodia
Where people dress in black
A holiday in Cambodia
Where you'll kiss ass or crack
Pol Pot, Pol Pot, Pol Pot, Pol Pot, [etc]
And it's a holiday in Cambodia
Where you'll do what you're told
A holiday in Cambodia
Where the slums got so much soul
So what terrifies me about "The 100 mile diet"? The fact that it would become a massive Darwinist event for humanity. The strong would survive, the whining pussies would get dealt with by the collectivized local population. Carbon neutral organic agriculture is backbreaking physical labour in the hot sun where you push your human endurance to the limit. Depending on the fertility of the landmass that your collective winds up on, at best it would be like a dysfunctional Ashram that borders on a slave labour camp. At worst, "The Lord of the Flies" meets "The Killing Fields". Ultimately everything would be decided by the fact that there is NOT ENOUGH FOOD FOR EVERYONE.........
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