(We start off in scenic Point Grey, British Columbia an exclusive wealthy almost entirely Asian enclave within the City of Vancouver proper. We are at the home of Cedric Woodtall. Cedric resides with his friend Hamish Benward, and they have been living together since finishing private school (preparatory school for Americans or public school for the British). Our setting is a beautiful tree lined street with one tasteful 1950s executive home with a yard, that is completely surrounded by monster pink stucco and brick boxes that lack yards. At one time the entire street used to be comprised of 1950s executive homes however all the original homeowners except for one sold their houses to big money Asian buyers that flattened the tasteful homes and built stucco monstrosities. The one tasteful house was spared as it belonged to Peter Rogers the wealthy never married brother of Cedric Woodtall's mother. He passed away 30 years ago leaving his nephew Cedric with the Point Grey home and a sizable trust fund. Welcome to the adventures of the Rich Conservative Gay Guys)
(We pan the scene to a living room that is simply but tastefully decorated with black leather couches, black leather overstuffed chairs and heirloom antiques. On the wall we see a official portrait photograph of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth the 2nd as well as an autographed portrait of Prime Minister Stephen Harper. The living room has every high end bleeding edge electronic gadget imaginable and in the corner is a well stocked liquor cabinet. We see Cedric for the first time, a man in his late 40s who used to be athletic but now resembles a chef entering the room. He stands approximately 5'10", with balding short reddish hair, glasses and a mustache. He is dressed in a cardigan sweater, wool slacks, wingtip oxfords and he is wearing a St. George's private school old boys tie. He sits in a black overstuffed chair and presses some buttons on the right armrest. We see the wall open up revealing a 120 inch 3d Led television set that is less than an inch thick. He turns the TV to the Antiques Roadshow and settles down in the chair. Shortly thereafter we see Hamish for the first time, a man in his late 40s who used to be athletic but now resembles a chef. Hamish stands approximately 6'3", with balding short blonde hair, glasses and no mustache. He is dressed in a cardigan sweater, wool slacks, wingtip oxfords and he is wearing a St. George's private school old boys tie as well. He sits in another overstuffed leather chair.)
CEDRIC - "Hello, my name is Cedric Woodtall & my companion on the other chair is named Hamish Benward. We are Shreddy's newest composite characters, the Rich Conservative Gay Guys."
HAMISH - "We were created as a composite of Shreddy's conservative gay friends to help dispel some of the negative stereotypes of gay men."
CEDRIC - "Contrary to most popular beliefs the majority of gay men are very conservative."
HAMISH - "We are comfortable with who we are as we were born this way. Since we tend not to be breeders, we have more economic resources at our disposal and we treasure our friends more deeply that any other population demographic."
CEDRIC - "The best platonic friend a man or woman can have is a conservative gay friend and besides if it was not for a little help from his Log Cabin friends, Shreddy would not have got as far in life as he did."
HAMISH - "Being born conservative, white, into money, in a western democracy and gay is winning Mother Nature's lottery. Life is great and we share the fabulous time."
CEDRIC - "Which brings me to the topic of those fellows that you see on TV that are raising a ruckus and prancing about in all sorts of foolish manner. They are not even gay."
HAMISH - "They are simply acting out on their anger against their fathers."
(We pan the scene to a living room that is simply but tastefully decorated with black leather couches, black leather overstuffed chairs and heirloom antiques. On the wall we see a official portrait photograph of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth the 2nd as well as an autographed portrait of Prime Minister Stephen Harper. The living room has every high end bleeding edge electronic gadget imaginable and in the corner is a well stocked liquor cabinet. We see Cedric for the first time, a man in his late 40s who used to be athletic but now resembles a chef entering the room. He stands approximately 5'10", with balding short reddish hair, glasses and a mustache. He is dressed in a cardigan sweater, wool slacks, wingtip oxfords and he is wearing a St. George's private school old boys tie. He sits in a black overstuffed chair and presses some buttons on the right armrest. We see the wall open up revealing a 120 inch 3d Led television set that is less than an inch thick. He turns the TV to the Antiques Roadshow and settles down in the chair. Shortly thereafter we see Hamish for the first time, a man in his late 40s who used to be athletic but now resembles a chef. Hamish stands approximately 6'3", with balding short blonde hair, glasses and no mustache. He is dressed in a cardigan sweater, wool slacks, wingtip oxfords and he is wearing a St. George's private school old boys tie as well. He sits in another overstuffed leather chair.)
CEDRIC - "Hello, my name is Cedric Woodtall & my companion on the other chair is named Hamish Benward. We are Shreddy's newest composite characters, the Rich Conservative Gay Guys."
HAMISH - "We were created as a composite of Shreddy's conservative gay friends to help dispel some of the negative stereotypes of gay men."
CEDRIC - "Contrary to most popular beliefs the majority of gay men are very conservative."
HAMISH - "We are comfortable with who we are as we were born this way. Since we tend not to be breeders, we have more economic resources at our disposal and we treasure our friends more deeply that any other population demographic."
CEDRIC - "The best platonic friend a man or woman can have is a conservative gay friend and besides if it was not for a little help from his Log Cabin friends, Shreddy would not have got as far in life as he did."
HAMISH - "Being born conservative, white, into money, in a western democracy and gay is winning Mother Nature's lottery. Life is great and we share the fabulous time."
CEDRIC - "Which brings me to the topic of those fellows that you see on TV that are raising a ruckus and prancing about in all sorts of foolish manner. They are not even gay."
HAMISH - "They are simply acting out on their anger against their fathers."
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