(We start of in scenic Point Grey, British Columbia an almost exclusively wealthy Asian enclave of Vancouver proper at the home of Cedric Woodtall. He is seated in the television room with his companion of 30 years Hamish Benward. They are watching their favorite American woman the controversial columnist Ann Coulter on their 120 inch Led television set. Cedric admires Ann's candor. Hamish is reminded of his junior high school days when he had a girlfriend before he met Cedric)
CEDRIC - "That damn Allan Rock is up to his no good tricks again. First he tries to take law abiding citizens guns away, then his university gags Ann."
HAMISH - "Where is his mojo? When he was younger he stood up to the establishment by smoking pot and dancing around naked with John Lennon and Yoko Ono to protest the Vietnam war."
CEDRIC - "Now he lets the Nazi tribunal dictate whats acceptable speech at the university of Ottawa."
HAMISH - "Would you believe whenever I see Ann Coulter on TV I get an instant erection. Reminds me of my misguided youth before I met you Cedric."
CEDRIC - "I love Ann. What I bloody pity that she was not born with a penis."
CEDRIC - "That damn Allan Rock is up to his no good tricks again. First he tries to take law abiding citizens guns away, then his university gags Ann."
HAMISH - "Where is his mojo? When he was younger he stood up to the establishment by smoking pot and dancing around naked with John Lennon and Yoko Ono to protest the Vietnam war."
CEDRIC - "Now he lets the Nazi tribunal dictate whats acceptable speech at the university of Ottawa."
HAMISH - "Would you believe whenever I see Ann Coulter on TV I get an instant erection. Reminds me of my misguided youth before I met you Cedric."
CEDRIC - "I love Ann. What I bloody pity that she was not born with a penis."
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